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Claus Demotivational Poster


HITLER CLAUSE -


TAGS: hitler clause jews
Rating: 3.91/5

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mallen - September 27, 2009, 8:40 am
Who voted 1 lion? That is funy. 5/5.


STONER CLAUS - Wishes you a Merry Christmas!




25TH DECEMBER - What would you look like after bringing gifts to more than 350 million kids all over the world??




CHRISTMAS IS OVER -


TAGS: santa clause christmas
Rating: 4.4/5

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greentea - December 26, 2012, 5:54 pm
Amen to that!


DIRTY SANTA - Naughty or nice? Well,to tell you the truth,in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?


TAGS: dirty harry santa claus sleigh christmas xmas doris
Rating: 2.61/5

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RON - December 3, 2008, 3:08 am
thank you Sir...quite a sample of your talent I must say...
RON - December 3, 2008, 2:48 am
com on Mr. MWLF...post your Xmas pics on forum...want to see all together...you have the time...you,re up late tonight with a warm cup of chocolate with peace and quite to do....lol
Cubbybear - December 2, 2008, 10:41 am
Made my day


SANTA CLAUS - "It's too bad you saw me, Timmy. Now I have to kill you."




SANTA CLAUS -


TAGS: santa claus is really metal this year superman got nothin on this
Rating: 3.67/5

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Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm
It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
have a link to the other article cant find anything
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
lmao old superman? gawd
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm
I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
is this real? source?


TACTICAL ADVANTAGE -


TAGS: von clausewitz notwithstanding
Rating: 3.04/5

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agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 9:50 am
(2/5) - 4 votes. Yet another gem!


SANTA ? -


TAGS: santa claus
Rating: 3.39/5

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Mr. Nemo - December 24, 2009, 2:17 pm
Water is wet, sky is blue, and old Satan Clause? He's out there.


CHRISTMAS TIME -


TAGS: big fat guy santa claus pzy
Rating: 4.45/5

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GFNeves - December 22, 2010, 2:15 pm
LMAO
Reality Lord - December 21, 2010, 5:19 pm

lolz...so true.


JASON CLAUS - He's getting ready for next year.


TAGS: jason claus coming to town
Rating: 4.13/5

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falloutghoul - December 25, 2012, 7:21 pm
He's making a list. He's checking it twice!


PROZAC - THE ONE THING SANTA DIDN'T ASK FOR, FOR CHRISTMAS -




LEAVE BOOZE FOR SANTA - He's making a list, checking it twice. The drunker he gets, the more you look nice!


TAGS: santa claus scotch booze doris alcohol christmas xmas
Rating: 3.09/5

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Agamemnon218 - December 18, 2008, 12:04 am
Okay, THIS has got to be in my top 5 Favorite All Time MWLF Posters!
Culos - December 3, 2008, 8:57 am
Santa could be my new handle, I kind of recognize myself in this picture (not that I'm that good looking of course).


SANTA CLAUS - Just Isn't The One He Used To Be


TAGS: santa claus
Rating: 2.52/5

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SANTA CLAUS - the very first greybeard


TAGS: greybeard santa claus
Rating: 4.82/5

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TheOne - December 28, 2010, 4:48 pm
I would but I don't want your "happiness" to touch me.
guyfox - December 28, 2010, 12:06 am
come a little closer so I can slap you
TheOne - December 27, 2010, 10:53 pm
Heh how much of a motifaker when you get hor- my mistake happy about your posters.
guyfox - December 21, 2010, 1:59 am
boo-yah...........third poster to get in top 5, I feel so hor- I mean happy
LiquidSquid - December 20, 2010, 2:00 pm
Huh?
rerun - December 19, 2010, 5:50 pm

lets end this discussion before anybody gets upset.
guyfox - December 19, 2010, 5:49 pm
a greybeard is a creation of God and could not have existed until created
TheOne - December 19, 2010, 5:34 pm
I believe the very first greybeard is know as "God"
NoBodyZ - December 19, 2010, 4:09 pm
nice
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 4:03 pm
go santa 5L


O MAN Y -


TAGS: claustrophobic stuck alone food
Rating: 4.37/5

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Greeny - April 25, 2011, 8:28 pm
What, no matches?
Sho - April 25, 2011, 8:09 pm
Way better than my phobia posters. 5L
CaptainBaked - April 24, 2011, 4:25 am
HAHA!


OLD SAINT NICK - I'm getting too old for this shit!




OBVIOUSLY - He’s climbin’ in your WINDOWS, He’s snatchin’ your people up, So y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband!


TAGS: antoine dodson christmas santa clause
Rating: 3.36/5

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Reality Lord - December 25, 2010, 11:57 am

well i loved it...5L...but if they haven't seen the youtube vid.....


PUBLIC RELATIONS -


TAGS: pr is a game santa knows contract claus capitalims bizitch peace poor kids
Rating: 3.27/5

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spacedog - December 25, 2009, 12:44 am
HA! 5Ls.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 12:34 am
He's got one helluva PR man!


FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL NASTY NICK - He'll tell you all about his toys, his big bag, and his 'North Pole'.


TAGS: santa claus telephone doris phone sex
Rating: 2.8/5

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Porcelina - December 25, 2009, 10:46 pm
aw shucks, thanks AG and rerun. I'm going to try and be on more often. This site is much more pleasant now that politifakes are gone.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 9:44 pm
I don't think it would've worked well for shelter... he'd cut a couple holes in it already.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 9:31 pm

that is harsh man, you do know that hobo's rely on cardboard this time of year for shelter....just where is your Christmas Spirit?
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 9:28 pm
And it was his life-size aeon flux cardboard cutout that I stole... not a teddybear.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 9:22 pm
It seemed to be a fly-by a-hole timmy comment. Someone just trying to be a prick, and move on. Wasn't personal, wasn't any apparent attempt at funny... unless "nasty nick" was this loser's nickname. In which case, we've banned a future used car salesman,
rerun - December 25, 2009, 9:20 pm

you would have thought we stole his teddy bear
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 9:13 pm
A good timmy is fun to lead around and beat up. This was just a moron kid. Or, another incarnation of xopster.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 9:08 pm

agreed.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 9:06 pm
It was stupid AND attack-ish. Amateur at best. Those types tend to get under my skin faster.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 9:03 pm

I am not sure even why sissymary comment pissed me off so much.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:59 pm
sissymary was the hate-crime offender!
rerun - December 25, 2009, 8:57 pm

Sure, blame the Jewish guy on Christmas.....I see how it's gonna be here
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:55 pm
I blame it on rerun's reaction.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:55 pm
Always the hap-happiest season of all!
thatonechick - December 25, 2009, 8:55 pm
Why d'ya think this poster is attracting so much hate...? :( LoL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:54 pm
And Random.....quit lurking....you're creeping me out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:53 pm
Fuck love.....Fuck Christmas.......I hate you all.......lol.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 8:51 pm

feel the love out there tonight
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:50 pm
I sent you a message.......You filthy beaner.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:49 pm
Guilty as charged.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:48 pm
I always suspect something is up.....you dirty Mexican.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:46 pm
If I was inconsistent, you'd suspect something was up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:44 pm
It just hasn't gone well....thanks for laughing at my pain Aggy.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:39 pm
chick... you were far more patient then I would've been... although, I might've toyed with the prey for awhile, were it directed at me.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 8:39 pm

what happened Mooooo+, CM and Nasty Nick get to you?
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:39 pm
[email protected]
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2009, 8:31 pm
Worst Christmas EVER!.....I'm gonna cry now.
thatonechick - December 25, 2009, 8:13 pm
I don't particularly care about thunder. ;) C untrarymary just got on my nerves.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:04 pm
Not trying to steal your thunder, chick... sorry.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 8:04 pm
No help needed... I decided that contmary was a male, and disposed of his xmas spirit.
thatonechick - December 25, 2009, 8:02 pm
Er, mary, not Porcelina. :P
thatonechick - December 25, 2009, 8:01 pm
I was trying to help her, too. :( Bummer, babe.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 7:49 pm
Tough shoes to fill for anyone... and far too pretty.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 7:48 pm

I wish Porcelina was around more often...I miss what she brings to the table.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 7:47 pm
Porcelina has always been about the kind treatment of noobs and timmys.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 7:44 pm

harassing anybody on Christmas day should be a crime. Porcelina made me issue an apology, I hope CM knows just how sincere I am....really.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 7:39 pm
Plenty more where that came from... I always keep a spare few in reserve... just for timmys. Besides... harassing YOU on Christmas Day? Unacceptable.
rerun - December 25, 2009, 7:38 pm

what a waste of good mistletoe
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 7:37 pm
And on that note, sissymary... I've placed a mistletoe over motifake and your a$$... kiss them both goodbye!!!
rerun - December 25, 2009, 7:23 pm

Porcelina - as usual you re correct. CM, please accepy my heartg=felt, sincere apoligies for my harsh comment about your being a complete idiot who has no sense of humor and would probably have been better off on the cartoon network
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 7:12 pm
Not a smart opening line, contrarymary. If you're not here for humor, might I suggest politifake.org?
Porcelina - December 25, 2009, 7:08 pm
rerun, you better take him seriously, he incorporated THREE exclamation point, and a "~" (whatever that is)
rerun - December 25, 2009, 11:42 am

wow CM, so sorry somebody here "stole" this widly available image from the internet. I am sure that now this has been brought to our attention, Motifake will cease to exist...your X-Mas present to the world.....Oh, get a life.
contrarymary - December 25, 2009, 11:32 am
Please remove my picture that you stole from me!!!~ JACKASS!!!!
Porcelina - December 1, 2008, 2:25 pm
lmao. This would have been great with just ''For a good time, call nasty nick'' ahahahaa
Cubbybear - December 1, 2008, 10:42 am
Zat you, Santa Claus?
Suh-weet - December 1, 2008, 10:05 am
ROFL! Well done, Sir. Well done. 5 lions =]


THE KRAMPUS - And you thought Michael Jackson was scary.




ASIAN SANTA - She brings the BEST gifts... ...but can't remember where you live




CHRISTMAS IN JAPAN - You knew it would be either this or robots.




CHRISTIANS - they don't belive in santa claus.




DETOURS -


TAGS: santa claus assignment hey tiger what are you doing here
Rating: 3.95/5

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spacedog - January 4, 2010, 1:38 am
Only when she's hunting.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:55 pm
Spacedog's momma wears army boots.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:54 pm
Moo+: Somebody told me that Montreal was where I could find happy time before I made this.
BoneCD - December 23, 2009, 1:18 am
He must have learned that little trick from Hanukkah Harry


LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! - It's a Bird... It's a Plane...




SANTA CLAUSE - How he deals with his "extra naughty list"




SENSEI SANTA - He knows if you've been bad or good.... So be good... Or he'll kill you.




SANTA CLAUS'S NOT COMING TO TOWN -


TAGS: santa claus
Rating: 3.73/5

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Zagato - December 23, 2009, 3:28 am
those chicks are hot...you know, for drawings


SANTA CHAOS - War warning or business opportunity? Merry Christmas?


TAGS: santa claus
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 12:15 am
LOL!!!


GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: santa claus
Rating: 3.4/5

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Narutarded - December 28, 2009, 3:13 pm
Yet another fun toy for both girls and boys...
Fatt Matt - December 23, 2009, 11:45 am
That's a gift you don't unwrap until you're done with it.
rerun - December 23, 2009, 11:02 am

anybody seen my safety scissors? I don't want to mess up my gift when I open it


SANTA -




SEXUAL HARASSMENT SANTA - I wish i had a naughty girl that I could spend those lonley winter nights with!


TAGS: santa claus
Rating: 2.56/5

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JackFace - April 27, 2010, 4:48 pm
oh my dear god I KNOW HER 5L!!!


SANTA CROSSING - a special sign for a special person


TAGS: sant claus sign crossing funny
Rating: 1.8/5

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Sean - October 11, 2009, 12:31 am
Someone who does these kinds of posters ought not to just toss the word "special" around like that.
MO - October 10, 2009, 11:38 pm
I'm going to get coal in my stocking this year.


ODD -


TAGS: double negatives illegal clauses listen carefully or you re screwed
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:20 pm
The double negative makes it perfect.


Vacation -


TAGS: christmas santa claus krampus holiday
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - December 23, 2013, 8:10 am
A nice piece of Germanic folklore for christmas hehe.


Modern-Day Beliefs -




FRIENDLY KIDNAPPERS -


TAGS: claustrophobia fear restriction girls anxiety
Rating: 4.46/5

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flint - September 8, 2010, 4:18 pm
clever & funny.. 5L
forseti - September 8, 2010, 2:36 pm
thx face! and special thx to rerun for this motifake calendar!
Faceplant31 - September 8, 2010, 1:22 pm
AMSOME! 5L foreskini


CHRISTMAS NIGHT - The one night of the year old Saint Nick tears himself away from Motifake




MERRY CHRISTMAS! - From MWLF and the family (pictured is our annual abduction of Santa Claus)


TAGS: santa claus space kids mwlf family annual abduction december fourth
Rating: 4/5

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Fatt Matt - December 21, 2009, 2:53 pm
This is fantastic! 5 helmeted little Front's!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 21, 2009, 1:39 am
That's only because Santa had final cut and script approval. You have to watch out for those Elf agents, they're clever chaps.
BuZZbomb - December 20, 2009, 2:51 pm
You may get away with it THIS time but remember, Santa Clause Conquers The Martians! Or at least that's how the movie turned out.
GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 1:42 pm
Funny Stuff There MWLF!! 5 apples don't fall far from the trees!!
Produceman117 - December 20, 2009, 3:21 am
HaHa. Now this is cool.


SIR! SIR! -


TAGS: elves assignment or santa claus assignment or suicide assignment or reindeer assignment or intoxication assignment whatever
Rating: 3.56/5

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spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:58 pm
*spoiler alert* 5Ls.


RECESSION - IT AFFECTS SANTA CLAUS TO




Holy Sh... -


TAGS: santa clause fire crap ho
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - September 18, 2016, 9:08 am

Ahhh, the 1st Christmas poster of the season


Hello, Room Service? -


TAGS: i requested cozy not claustrophobic
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 7, 2016, 2:21 am
Thanks Ip! I didn't know they had these in Seattle. Haven't been there since I was in the Navy. My son travels a lot. He likes places like this and hostels. This particular pic is from Japan. Japan has sleep cabinets! Check them out.
ipaprime - November 6, 2016, 9:32 pm
Could also be in Seattle. Read an article about them last week. Oh and UP YOURS!
mizzdizz - November 6, 2016, 9:53 am
Thanks, Cern! New take on an old joke! Rerun, you are correct. The photo is from Japan!
rerun - November 6, 2016, 9:25 am

This reminds me of an efficiency room in Japan.
concern3 - November 6, 2016, 8:09 am
Funny, UP yours


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